Humor From the Net

The FAQ from Etch-A-Sketch Tech Support....
From Humor from the 'Net , Volume 2 (To order see below)
Available from HumorNet--Humor Books

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Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a new Project?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Project?
A: Don't shake it!

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