Just for fun, try to identify this outfit of over 500

employees with the following statistics:

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse

*7 have been arrested for fraud

*19 have been accused of writing bad checks

*117 have bankrupted at least two businesses

*3 have been arrested for assault

*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

*8 have been arrested for shoplifting

*21 are current defendants in lawsuits

*In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving

Give up?

Yup - it's the 535 members of your United States Congress.

The same group that cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.